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        A bank robber   (源自:外国笑话集锦)
An American stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol."

"How many bullets do you need?"

The American walked to a telephone booth, "Hello. Is that the bank? How many people do you have, Please?"
                    
        一个银行抢劫犯      (译文:牛筋)
一个美国人走进一家枪支商店,“给我火力最猛的手枪。”
“你要多少子弹啊?”
这个美国人走进一间电话亭,“喂,是银行吗?请问,你们那里有多少人啊?”
 

       

        A Useful Lesson      (源自:英语娱乐频道)
In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar.
Mr.Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often,but he never took his son,Tom,because he was too young. Then when Tom had his eighteenth birthday, Mr.Thompson took him to his usual bar for the first time.They drank for half an hour, and then Mr.Thompson said to his son,“Now, Tom,I want to teach you a useful lesson.You must always be careful not to drink too much. And how do you know when you’ve had enough? Well, I’ll tell you.Do you see those two lights at the end of the bar? When they seem to have become four,you’ve had enough and should go home.”
“But, Dad,” said Tom,“I can only see one light at the end of the bar.”

           有益的经验之谈 (译文:牛筋)
在英国,十八岁以下的人不准进酒吧喝酒。
汤普森 先生以前常常去他家附近的一个酒吧喝酒,但他从来不带他的儿子汤姆去,因为他年纪太小。后来,当汤姆年满十八岁的时候, 汤普森 先生第一次带他去他常去的那家酒吧。他们喝了半个小时,而后, 汤普森 先生对他儿子说:“汤姆,现在我要告诉你一个有益的经验。你必须时时小心不要喝得太多。你怎么知道你喝够了呢?好,我来告诉你。你看见酒吧那头有两盏灯吗?当那两盏灯看起来变成四盏的时候,你就喝够了,应该回家了。 “可是,爸爸。”汤姆说:“在酒吧那头我只能看见一盏灯。”

          

          Who discovered America ?    (源自:外国幽默网)
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America .
  GEORGE: Here it is!
  TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?
  CLASS: George!
              

           谁发现了美国       (译文:牛筋)
老师:乔治,到地图边,找出北美在哪里。
乔治:在这儿!
老师:恩,对。同学们,现在你们来回答,是谁发现了美国呢?
同学们:乔治!
                       Dial the wrong number    (源自:外国笑话网)
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
                  
            拨错了电话号码    (译文:牛筋)
    一个女孩打电话讲了半个小时左右才挂掉。
“哦!”她的爸爸说,“这次讲电话时间算短的了。你通常都讲两个小时的。发生了什么事?”
“拨错了电话号码,”这个女孩回答说。
In a restaurant    (源自:外国幽默集锦)
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.
    在餐馆        (译文:牛筋)
顾客:  服务员,服务员!我的汤里竟然有一直青蛙!!!
服务员:很抱歉,先生。苍蝇度假去了。
 
             You ask him       (源自:英语笑话精选)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;
it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
 The little girl replied,
“Then you ask him”. 
                 

                 你去问他    (译文:牛筋)
一个小女孩在 和她的 老师谈论鲸鱼。老师说,从身体构造来讲,鲸鱼是不可能吞下一个人的,因为虽然它是很庞大的哺乳动物,它的喉咙却很小。
小女孩坚定地说约拿就是被鲸鱼吞下去了。
老师生气了,又重复了一遍,鲸鱼不可能吞下一个人的。小女孩于是说,“假如有一天我去天堂,我会问约拿的。”
老师问,“那如果约拿是去了地狱呢?”
“那你去问他吧。”小女孩回答说。

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